Monday, March 27, 2006

Triple Digits!

Oh yeah, kids, Eddie was a race car driver. . . .

After an absolute piss afternoon at the fuck factory, I decided it was time to see what the old escort wagon could do on the turnpike. Got that bad boy up to 101 mph!! That is a new land speed record for that car, or at least for the last few years.

The trick was to get the car to 90 mph on the up hill parts of the turnpike. That way I could squeeze out the extra power on the downhill to hit 100.

It was awesome. Best part was pulling up behind the cop doing 85 a few minutes later.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

I knew I bought cheap furniture for a reason. . .

I have learned about the importance of having cheap furniture you just don't care about that can be easily replaced. Cause when something needs to break, it will be there for you. And when you're done, you can throw it out and just replace it with some other cheap peice of furniture.

Chairs are very cheap and make a satisfying "crunch", however just fall to peices Sliding closet doors are nice, because they make alot of noise and can take beating that a chair just can't withstand.

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Whats up party people?

A big yo yo from party central!

Ok, maybe not party central but last night was St. Patrick's Day.

I have a new drink for all of yall to try when you are feeling up to the challenge. It comes from Johnny D's girlfriend. The title of the drink is "The Dirty Hoe!" A great name to start with and it only gets better for the beer snobs in all of us.

A Dirty Hoe is a Lindemans Framboise Raspberry Lambic poured into a Hoe Garden! I'm not sure how much of one or the other but it was good. I"m assuming there is more Hoe Garden than Lambic because Lambic has a very strong flavor. I'm also assuming you could use any kind of Lambic, not neccesarily Raspberry.

Best of all, for you men who don't like to look like your drinking a girly drink, in a shaded bar it looks like your drinking a "lager". So go out and enjoy the juicy sweetness of a "Dirty Hoe!" Just be sure to wrap your willy.

Saturday, March 04, 2006

My shy but loyal fan base?

So, No one ever really adds comments (not that I don't appreciate when you do add comments cause I do), but I see that counter at the bottom of my page ticking upwards on a consistant basis.

So what is the deal people? You a little shy? or are my post just so retarded that there is really nothing to comment on.

I assume that it is more the later than the former. I will try to make things a little more interesting for you. Maybe I'm just not sharing enough of the my life with you all. Don't take offense, but I'm not about to tell the details of the wet dream I had last night. Well, at least not over the internet, I would probably tell you in person.

Anywayz, if you want better posts, I'll work on it. Stay pretty out there!

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

meeting with the boss

Boss: "You look tired."

Me: "Yeah, Its been a long week."

Boss: "But Its only Wednesday?"