Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Yo yo

Took me an hour and a half to get to work this morning. Some trucker decided to hit another truck carrying 250 live goats on the East Bound PA Turnpike. Don't beleive me?

Read it here!

Luckily I decided to download the new K. West album from Itunes that morning. I tried to get people to throw around my frisbee as we waited, but no one wanted to get out of their car. No worries though, I was due for a traffic jam.

The Bianchi Axis should be here this weekend if I'm lucky. Thanks Peter. (When you can't make up your mind on a car, just a get another bike right?)

CycloCross season is pratically here, I still feel like I ate all the cake. This ain't gonna be pretty but I've made up my mind.


8 mile back up!

Monday, August 29, 2005

Sunday, August 28, 2005


Test drive!

Wednesday, August 24, 2005


I am slow in the mornings. By "Slow", I mean not fast. It takes me an hour and a half to get ready for work. Now you may wonder what in the world do I do in the mornings that takes an hour and a half? The answer is nothing.

My breakfast is a coffee and a bagel. I walk around my condo reading websites and watching t.v. while eating them. I then hop in the shower. This takes a little long because for some reason I feel the need to condition my hair almost every day.

Afterwards, I brush my teeth, get dressed, and go to work.

I have no idea why my morning are so slow?

Then again I just wasted a good 3 minutes with this post, so maybe there are a few other things I do in the morning.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

The Good Old Days

Ahh, I miss the good old days where the beer was free, the women were ugly, and I still wasn't getting any.

Sunday, August 21, 2005

No I didn't Die, I went on vacation.

I went on a week long vacation in Ocean City, NJ. It was good. I realized that I hadn't been to the beach in about 8 years, so I figure I was due. One day I forgot to reapply the sun screen. It just so happened that the way I was lying on the beach caused the right side of my body to get extra tasty crispy while the left side of my body was fine. It made for an interesting look the next day.

I had never been to a boardwalk before either. But that was pretty much what I expected.

I had some great beers while on vacation.
Terrible was awesome.
Summer Ale always does the job.
60 Minute IPA is another fine choice.
Ommegang Hennapin was also great.

And of course plenty of Miller Time!

Also, the doods at work had a 16 person poker tournament the day before I left. Yours truely came in second. Took home a $100. Gonna go buy myself something nice. Maybe a new bike. Or how about a new car.

Sunday, August 07, 2005

What did you learn this weekend?

I learned this weekend that I have a small penis. I always thought I was around the average, but apparently no such luck. This of course explains all those emails I get about "natural male enhancement."

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Nada Surf . . .

Who here remembers Nada Surf? (granted they are easier to remember cause all that indie band stuff is sooo hip these days with shows like the O.C. and whatever.) But who can openly admit to having their full length l.p. "High Low" back in 1996. Yeah pass that cookie over my way.

Also Did I mention that John Denver was a genius? Well, If I didn't I should have a long time ago. He is right up there with David Lee Roth.

Monday, August 01, 2005

Hello hello . . .

That is right ladies, not only is the shaft an inch longer, but my grip is thicker too. Of course I'm talking about the new mizuno golf clubs I bought Saturday. I took them to the range twice so far and they are sweet. Yes, I did actually lengthen the clubs and get a slightly thicker grip on them. (really just to compensate for other things.)