Triple Digits!

Oh yeah, kids, Eddie was a race car driver. . . .

After an absolute piss afternoon at the fuck factory, I decided it was time to see what the old escort wagon could do on the turnpike. Got that bad boy up to 101 mph!! That is a new land speed record for that car, or at least for the last few years.

The trick was to get the car to 90 mph on the up hill parts of the turnpike. That way I could squeeze out the extra power on the downhill to hit 100.

It was awesome. Best part was pulling up behind the cop doing 85 a few minutes later.